We started with the intention of a romantic massage that turned into an evening of passion. I was totally surprised by how the combination of rose and citrus set brought out my sexual desire. By the time my husband was done massaging my back with Romantic Escapade (as he straddled my booty), I just wanted him to slip it in right then and there. We have used Romantic Escapade a few times now and some of those aches and pains that have been nagging me have subsided too!

A buddy of mine told me about this stuff and how it made his wife want to do the horizontal hokey pokey like a crazed nymph in heat, so I gave it a try. I didn't tell my wife what it was, and when I opened the first bottle, the aroma turned her into a version of a horned teenage cat woman that I hadn't seen since our college days. She got a 3-minute backrub from me but soon flipped over and pulled me in for the kill faster than a prom dress. Fast forward 10 minutes and we were lying next to each other wondering what just happened. Now all I gotta do is open that bottle, give it a little waft in the air, and it's my lucky day once again! Doesn't seem like it should be legal… and, you may want to consider renaming this stuff "love potion number 69". Thank you!